What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...