What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.