Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...