A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...