A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...