Want me to paint for you?
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Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Have long marriages
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Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...