What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...