One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.