Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
He just beetled off!
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Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Want to be healed?
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FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...