Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...