You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.