The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...