Brains for Sale
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Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Gulf War Remembered!
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Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
lawyer and a mosquito
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Converting to metric
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Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...