An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...