So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...