Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
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The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
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A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
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