Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...