Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...