NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...