You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...