Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...