Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...