Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...