Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...