Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...