Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...