Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...