You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...