The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...