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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
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A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
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The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...