Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...