A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...