Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...