What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...