Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...