The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...