I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.