Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Useful work phrases
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Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Bill Clinton Top10…
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A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!