A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !