Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.