Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....