Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...