Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
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Alzheimers
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What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...