Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...