Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...