Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.