A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Cheap Beer
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Better Than Drunk
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What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Children’s worst book titles!
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