Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...