In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...