10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...